"Now it's GAH-BIGH!!"  —Neil Simon-Weiner, The Mad Couple

"Now it's GAH-BIGH!!"  —Neil Simon-Weiner, The Mad Couple

I wonder if they'll include THIS Broadway Tune…sung by Gilligan:

I wonder if they'll include THIS Broadway Tune…sung by Gilligan:

There has been some discussion upthread regarding the music that starts playing while Don sits beside Peggy in the movie theater.  In fact, it is NOT the Herb Albert & The Tijuana Brass version of the "Casino Royale" theme.  It's just the sound that Don's penis makes when he gets a handy.  (The more you know…)

There has been some discussion upthread regarding the music that starts playing while Don sits beside Peggy in the movie theater.  In fact, it is NOT the Herb Albert & The Tijuana Brass version of the "Casino Royale" theme.  It's just the sound that Don's penis makes when he gets a handy.  (The more you know…)

So, in your case, it would have been simpler just to say:  "ProMEHtheus." (At least you weren't Antimetheus.)

So, in your case, it would have been simpler just to say:  "ProMEHtheus." (At least you weren't Antimetheus.)

Greetings, Todd.

Greetings, Todd.

You're right; and it's actually a legitimate excuse if you're pushed for a deadline.  But the upside of having an online column is that you CAN, so easily, go back after a bit (however long it takes the writer to have "clear eyes" during the re-read) and clean-up your prose.  That's what separates the pros from the…

You're right; and it's actually a legitimate excuse if you're pushed for a deadline.  But the upside of having an online column is that you CAN, so easily, go back after a bit (however long it takes the writer to have "clear eyes" during the re-read) and clean-up your prose.  That's what separates the pros from the…

"…those moments when event do jump ahead…"  (events)
"…and while the some officers hold him down…" (delete "the")
"…I’ve noticed in a far number of monster of the week episodes." (fair number)
"…who Crump is doesn’t matter as much as what happens to him, and learn enough to keep the character from…" (and WE learn)
"…hau…

"…those moments when event do jump ahead…"  (events)
"…and while the some officers hold him down…" (delete "the")
"…I’ve noticed in a far number of monster of the week episodes." (fair number)
"…who Crump is doesn’t matter as much as what happens to him, and learn enough to keep the character from…" (and WE learn)
"…hau…

I'm not even halfway through reading this…and already at least 8 typos deep.  Please edit, as it's a major buzzkill to your entertaining breakdown of the plot, and it even makes me doubt your meaning: (for example):

I'm not even halfway through reading this…and already at least 8 typos deep.  Please edit, as it's a major buzzkill to your entertaining breakdown of the plot, and it even makes me doubt your meaning: (for example):

"Dammit, ‘Zac!  If you think I’m gonna allow this…this…algebraic expansion of your POWERS—!"

"Dammit, ‘Zac!  If you think I’m gonna allow this…this…algebraic expansion of your POWERS—!"

"Me want open chain hotdog and beer joints!  You ad-ver-tise!  ARRRG!  Frank 'n' Steins!  GRAAAAAAAAAAAA!  You get?"

"Me want open chain hotdog and beer joints!  You ad-ver-tise!  ARRRG!  Frank 'n' Steins!  GRAAAAAAAAAAAA!  You get?"