"Abe Lincoln:  Vampire Hunter."  Granted, it's written by the same guy who just gave us "Hack Shadows," but since he's drafting this new script from his own novel (and isn't he the guy who basically started this mash-up genre craze?) that shouldn't necessarily count against this film.  The real consideration is the…

"Abe Lincoln:  Vampire Hunter."  Granted, it's written by the same guy who just gave us "Hack Shadows," but since he's drafting this new script from his own novel (and isn't he the guy who basically started this mash-up genre craze?) that shouldn't necessarily count against this film.  The real consideration is the…

Sir, it took me 46 YEARS to get over this tragedy; how much longer did you expect me to keep agonizing over this heart-wrenching event?  Have YOU no heart, no decency!?!  One mourns…but, eventually, each of us must return to the simple joys of living.  (By the way, I heard that when they thoroughly examined Lane's…

Sir, it took me 46 YEARS to get over this tragedy; how much longer did you expect me to keep agonizing over this heart-wrenching event?  Have YOU no heart, no decency!?!  One mourns…but, eventually, each of us must return to the simple joys of living.  (By the way, I heard that when they thoroughly examined Lane's…

As as adjunct to this column, I just wanted to hate on the addition of "extra" footage used to pad-out movies when they appear on television.  I truly can't stand watching "Jaws"…only to be slapped with the "Quint in the Music Shop" hokum or the extra insert of more dopey footage showing the yokels bumbling-about with…

As as adjunct to this column, I just wanted to hate on the addition of "extra" footage used to pad-out movies when they appear on television.  I truly can't stand watching "Jaws"…only to be slapped with the "Quint in the Music Shop" hokum or the extra insert of more dopey footage showing the yokels bumbling-about with…

What Lane's letter actually read:

What Lane's letter actually read:

REDACTED. (Moved to a more appropriate place.)

REDACTED. (Moved to a more appropriate place.)

(If this thought has already been explored upthread —please forgive my redunderheadedness.)

(If this thought has already been explored upthread —please forgive my redunderheadedness.)

Sorry.  I actually meant to say that I'd recieved a handjob in a kilt on a bearskin rug.

Sorry.  I actually meant to say that I'd recieved a handjob in a kilt on a bearskin rug.

I killed a pug with my bear hands.  (I knew they'd eventually be good for something, just like that Canadian salesman said! —The little bitch shat in one of my mukluks!  —that's why I never bought anything ELSE from him.  The pug?  He was rabid.)

I killed a pug with my bear hands.  (I knew they'd eventually be good for something, just like that Canadian salesman said! —The little bitch shat in one of my mukluks!  —that's why I never bought anything ELSE from him.  The pug?  He was rabid.)

Thanks, DC!

Thanks, DC!

Hi.  I think "Supertrain" was made 3 or 4 years after "The Big Bus." 

Hi.  I think "Supertrain" was made 3 or 4 years after "The Big Bus."