"It's going to explode if the speed drops below pianoforte!!"

"You've got less than one minuet to live!"

Erm…note the 23-second mark of this video:

Clair de BOOOOOOOOOOM!
("Wood he prove to be as great as Debussy…or just D'Pussy?")

Chopsticks.
(Of dynamite!)

Some Movies Are So Action-Packed, You'll Wet Your Pants.

The book Don was reading in bed was "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)", by I. M. Havinwud Allatyme.

LIFE'S A PITCH, AND THEN YOU BUY
The thing about Ad Agencie's and their incipient "great slogans":  They never debut them until they've worked out how to apply them in enough ways to justify a long-term investment on the "meme."  The Ad Shop appeared to be at a distinct disadvantage, staff-wise, when it came to crunch…

True.  Which is why his humblest, most self-aware moment is when he laughingly "acknowledged" that he had fallen for Pete's flattery.

I think it's important to remember that a "Shirley Temple" is a "Virgin Cocktail." (And, coincidentally: When you add alcohol, breaking the cocktail's "cherry," it becomes a "Dirty Shirley.")

That's "Inch High," BirdDogMan.

The inferior SLOGAN(s), maybe; but the winning agency seemed to have a more fully rounded campaign, selling many more aspects of the Texas company —and, certainly, the winners took better advantage of "social media" (—especially in the interactive "celebrity trash talk" use of cell phones) which was the client's…

Um…what about after bean field lightning strikes!?! (Duh.)

Exactly.  Unless one imagines that "Love" is a somewhat newer emotion in our species (I don't believe this, but some evolutionary researchers do); it's already been clearly established that proto-spoons, often made of shells or wood, have been used as eating utensils since Paleolithic times.

I'm not sure what theme would be developed on the show by this commercial concept being a "failure" (—although, having looked it up, I've learned that the "Some Things Never Change" campaign was real, and is still in use, so it's not likely from that perspective, at least).  One of the main "themes" of Don's character…

Sorry,  dyslexic I'mz.  Mean that didn't I'nz.

Seems so.  VIZ:

I'll take that bet.  This is exactly the sort of advertisement that would work perfectly for Heinz (—I haven't bothered to Google it, yet; but it could even be an actual campaign).  The "proof" of my conviction is that Campbell's Soup (clearly a product in the same customer pool) did a "family tradition down through…

I found it effective that although Sally had clearly "grown up," that fateful evening, to the point of having a more positive taste for fish (even with the "head" still on it)…she still (thank goodness) "choked" on the notion of "gobbling pork."

To:  Phil.  Hi.  RE: