"Pebbles" already sounds like what you'd call Stone Age abortion residue.  ("Nurse, bag these Pebbles."  "Yes, Rocktor.")  BAM! (BAM.)

Naw.  It was just my goofy way of hinting at the fact that I first came across Freas (before I saw his science fiction paintings) as an early cover artist for MAD Magazine.

Obviously, the artwork of Frank Kelly Freas is enough to drive anyone…MAD.  

I'd say if you slipped Cyril's glasses on this picture of Lawford,

Just a couple of random…thoughts?  Cyril's Rat Pack riffing made me notice that he may, in fact, actually be modeled, facially and heirarchically, after Peter Lawford.

With every word I read of this review…I lost a scrotum hair.  This cloying and desperately trite sounding movie seems as toxic as an irradiated chemical spill.

Thombeeth!  (They're not interested in BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.  They're after a different tasty lump of organ meat.)

Isn't that called the GOP Presidential nomination process? 

The new Boy Scout slogan?  "Zom-be Prepared."

Finally!  A new role for Kirk Cameron. 

Project Ecks Vs. Sever.

Quagmire loses a chunk of his brain as big as a baby's fist…just so Peter can feed it to his "rescue shelter Zombie!"  This joke was so big and elaborately set-up (the kitchen scene with Brian talking to Lois about losing his bone, Peter whipping it into a projectile with his mower, the gruesome Quagmire head-wound…

I suppose Rip Taylor is perfect…because Charles Nelson Reilly is dead?

Futhermore(onic):

Forgive me if this has been mentioned, like, 933 times already…and I'm too fucking slow not to have noticed it until tonight (not to mention too straight, yes, too straight to think about guy's cocks), but Archer has the most phallic dick-slit chin cleft in cartoon history.  I practically splooged my laugh pants when…

Don't be so Square.  Twas merely an excuse to be stupidly Seussian (—with, perhaps, an unintentional pinch of Tralfamadorean Kurt-ness tossed in for fun).

Faux News Headline:

Nice Fox-news style editing there.  My actual quote was:  'The fever pitch and the aggressive "It's really REAL, really!" tone of
the Trailers made it feel like a Patriotic Snuff film.  "It's so
authentic, you'll swear we actually killed people!  (And maybe we did.)"'

To Juanito, below:  You're either trolling…or an utter nitwit.  I in NO WAY insinuated that the soldiers in this film actually killed people.  I implied that the marketing team selling this bombastic product exploited the "reality aspect" of using real soldiers, real tactics, real weapons, live rounds, etc. —to allow…

Thank you for proving my point exactly.  I noted that "Warriorphiles and NeoCons" might loudly mistake any criticism of the film for criticism of the armed forces…and THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT YOU DID concerning my criticism.  I only noted that Keith seemingly paid obeisance to the soldiers in his opening lines to avoid…