AlienJesusRedux

7/2/19

“Tell me more about Elizabeth’s spirituality. Is she practicing voodoo? This is a casually racist question.

7/1/19

I am only taking my cues from the interview with the actress.

7/1/19

I see your point, but recall the talismans she placed on the dresser in the bedroom a couple of episodes past. But as someone posted, maybe those flashes aren’t visions of the future but memories from the past.

6/30/19

I don’t know either what to make of Elizabeth’s mistress of voodoo subplot and I am thinking it a bit lazy. It should be apparent to anyone close to the “five” something is terribly amiss with all of them, especially Bonnie without resorting to that. But they are selling the hell out of it so I am willing to play along

6/28/19

Will she splooge ink when she’s excited?

6/26/19

So the only logical next step is if a woman gets in a small fender bender or her car skids on a wet street, and mis-carries, she could be tried and convicted for manslaughter?

6/26/19

I know it was Walt’s because when it started to thaw the head said

6/26/19

I tried to sell Walt’s decapitated frozen head on eBay but it got pulled for being in violation of their guidelines. Too bad. Just before being pulled it was up to $612.00

6/24/19

So SCREAM: RESURRECTION happens over three days.

6/21/19

How about that, no one broke a hip.

6/21/19

This really doesn’t pertain exactly to this posting but I was driving down Olympic Blvd. here in the City of Angels and listening to NPR as old people do and all of a sudden from the radio “Sharp Objects now eligible for all Emmy categories. AV CLUB calls it a masterpiece” and at that moment my Jeep Cherokee Classic…

6/18/19

Look, I live in West Hollywood and have for 20 years. That town just doesn’t look very gay to me. For fuck’s sake, where is the Trader Joe’s?

6/12/19

I think Judy Dench won one by walking through mud.......impatiently

6/12/19

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6/11/19

Why stop at two movies? Have Stellan bring one of the sharks from DEEP BLUE SEA into Monterey bay and have it stalk Reese Witherspoon’s obnoxious, horny teen daughter.

6/10/19

I never doubted her commitment to Sparkle Motion.

6/10/19

Cory, I didn’t recognize you at first

6/9/19

On the one hand you have Carrie Coon and Finn Wolfhard. Now if we can get Jaimie Foxx, Bear Gryllis, Megan Fox, Samantha Bee and music by Sheryl Crow, John Cougar Mellencamp and Seal, maybe a special appearance by Tiger Woods, we’ll have quite the menagerie on board.

6/9/19

All of those novels would have made excellent Barbara Stanwyck films

6/8/19

Are we not including Jesus here even if it was only a couple of days?