We realize this image makes it look like Thanos cut one, and we’re okay with that

Yo must be fun at parties, but my guess is you stay at home honing your skills at being the perfect asshole

Actually Bale is one guy who could buy himself a Star War

The whitest Canadian male known in the Universe actually corrected a contestant on the proper pronunciation of “Gangsta”

So John Teti resigned ONION/AV Club

Opie Drives Dad’s Ship Jerks Wheel Left to Right Making Vroom Vroom Noises

How competent could these guys be? 11 years and they haven’t found me yet?

We at AV CLUB like ourselves and would like to offer this exercise in self-aggrandizement and present the stories we feel earned gold stars for us as recognized by us, never mind it’s our job to write at a certain level of quality and professionalism irrespective of the fact the amount of people reading them fell so…

I actually liked Faculty Lounge Bukake a bit better than Hamilton

Interesting AV Club polling. In the above photo 66% of the respondents could not differentiate between the two dummies.

I was a bit indifferent to this episode because there was a quite decent film called SCANDAL that came out around 1990 that really pulled back the covers on the Profumo affair. In fact this episode was just kind of messy. That said, ending with the cacophonous photo session with the photographer quoting in his fey…

I don’t know! The last time I peeked into your window I was horrified and said to myself, NEVER AGAIN!

I just watched THE QUEEN with Helen Mirren after binging The Crown, and it was very much on my mind. Watch the film, I didn’t make a leap of their emotional detachment, its very much the underlying theme of the film. On top of that a great film.

It was the mid-1960s and nothing previously demonstrated that Elizabeth would in any way conduct herself like that towards her son. It made zero sense therefore inexplicable. Further where is it written that any display of affection toward a young son or daughter is inappropriate most especially in the privacy of…

Good intentions doesn’t ameliorate abuse and I could not for the life of me shake that thought while watching Philipp here being a complete prick. If this “make a man out of Charles” was the driver I was never convinced save for that preposterous canard, “if I went through this so should you”. If anything this…

Saw THE POST and found it quite compelling and surprisingly very moving. (Easily as fine of work as BRIDGE OF SPIES). It boasted the most amazing cast; Streep phenomenal, Hanks a more engaged Bradley than Jason Robards in All The President’s Men . But Bob Odinkirk, Mathew Rhys, David Cross (not kidding) Carrie…

Here is my photo from my driveway

Out: E Pluribus Unum

I have to disagree. The elegant boat-neck line of her gleaming satin dress, ties held by stunning diamond pins that compliment the one worn in her hair, the astounding silk and satin fabric that really comes into play with the bell shape drop below the waist, accenting her small waist.