That description seems to imply that he’ll be playing a version of Mar-Vell, the alien dude.........

Now who are these people again?

Unfortunately, no one will be fired for this blunder

The AV CLUB: Blurb-O-Matic:

Please do! Try it out at Thanksgiving!

haahhahhahhahhaha......good grief it was ten pound snark.

Okay. Our President is a cuntpickle. We know, god do we know.

He needs 6 months off to reconsider that shirt and tie........

Of course this raises the question, where did they put their hotel keys and passports?

Kind of incredible the number of actors who have played Churchill to great acclaim. Even Mike Myers! (okay maybe not “great acclaim” but he didn’t entirely suck)

“I regret any of my past behaviors that may be seen as inappropriate in the present day, but speaking truthfully, who are you going to believe me or you lying eyes?”

I had always been told that but I now see “it was initially thought”

This is in poor taste. These fuckheads killed innocent Los Angelenos for the thrill of it including a talented actress eight and a half months pregnant who they carved out of her belly and wrapped its umbilical cord around her neck.

Well Lex Luthor may not be kneeling but there is a line of folks very much wanting to kneel before Aquaman.

Harrison Ford tried to save me once.

Hey! I KNOW that guy!

Seems dumb to remove TOYS on December 1st. It’s a holiday movie goddammit!

I’m wasn’t referencing the procedure, I was alluding to the wrenching of emotion and tears from someone so young passing. Master and Commander succeeded beautifully, Outlander’s burial was about as moving as taking a shit in the ocean

I don’t want to spoil for Punkrockoldlady below.........or anyone else who may have forgotten or haven’t seen it but it involved the very young mid-shipman Blakenay at nearly the end of the film after that unbelievable sea battle

THERE YOU ARE! I even fired up the Punkrockoldlady search signal for several weeks! Master and Commander came out in 2003 and starred Russell Crowe, Paul Bethany, and James D’Arcy, directed by the great Peter Weir and based on a series of 20 novels (the film combines two) by Patrick O’Brian about a British ship…