Jewish gals don’t like to give blow-jobs save on birthdays and for special purchases

You could just quit dick head. Everyone thinks you suck anyway.

Tyler Perry’s Get Out: Boo 2, A Medea Halloween

I would like to get two pair of antlers and start competition head butting contests with random dudes during rutting season.........

GREAT NEWS!

Larry at top of stairs: I hear a Jew.......

For the fans of OUTLANDER I have to make a recommendation likely many of you already know, but if you want an extremely fine period drama beautifully directed and written by women, with fantastic performances by all players, do check out Alias Grace. Wonderful, every single episode. And where Outlander excels in…

“Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.”

• A Dangerous Man
  

Universal Pictures and Illumination announced today Max, a once lauded and beloved Jack Russel terrier was euthanized by popular demand

This is never going to end is it?

Whoa! The salt of the pretzel against the semi-hazelnut chocolate taste.........that combination will only get me in trouble.

You want to go camping?

His mouth was dry and he was a serpent-like kisser, lashing with his tongue.”

I have a problem with spreading shit on bread that looks like, well, like shit.

Well sure, with that attitude!

It’s a special bracelet, it stays clean for months on end and magically resizes from a men’s x large to a girl’s small......

Well, I think we can all chalk this up to a learning experience and move on.

I honestly appreciate you pulling down those tweets. No hard feelings. I’ll do the same for you. All my best Sean

Is there any salvation for these men in the industry to atone and attempt to restore their careers after some kind of absence? Or are they done?