Fans: "The Simpsons became terrible??? I thought I told you to watch it!!!!"

Sure, if you're talking about ear-piercing unlistenability as opposed to eeriness….

Oh shit, whoever uploaded this cut off the end just slightly - He's supposed to say, "Hey, it's not real life, it's HIGH SCHOOL" - and the fact that here it just ends on 'real life' is funny to me in a way that could probably never be adequately explained to someone who didn't spend nearly all of Grades 4 and 5…

Also, that theme song - Every single thing about the line "Get kinetic, energetic, sweat it out, now" remains cheek-ache-inducingly hilarious to me to this day. It sounds like a REJECTED Smash Mouth lyric.

Given the time period and location of my youth, (late-'90s, Canada) the show that sprang to mind immediately upon seeing the title of this article was this one: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My melatonin dreams always seem to involve some combination of shockingly casual confessing of something that would be extremely private and sensitive to me in real life, experiencing some sort of injury or mutation involving fluids that don't actually exist, running away from people who have intimidated or hurt me in…

And the incredible thing is, for once I'm not even slightly exaggerating how specific that association is. In fact, I'm almost convinced you could show this description to someone who's never heard it, and if they have some musical talent they could theoretically create something that sounds pretty much exactly like…

Solex vs. the Hitmeister - Now, THERE is an album that knows how to introduce itself. Seriously, "One Louder Solex" alone is reason enough to start compiling a Top 10 list of Songs That Will Creep You Right The Fuck Out In The First 15 Seconds, But For Some Reason You Want To Keep Listening To. It's like the musical…

And "Hugepox" could be the name of a late-'90s rock band. Easy.

And the illusion of objective taste is not a huge pox on music. Bad music is a huge pox on music.

The key to actually grasping music is to completely and utterly disregard what period of time you grew up in. There, I said it.

Unfortunately I haven't seen much of Wander, but it does boast quite possibly the most spectacular animated opening title sequence ever created for television. It is an absolute technical tour de force - cutting between individually elaborate backgrounds not just TO the beat of the music, but ON EVERY SINGLE BEAT,…

Star strikes and interesting balance as a character - As a girl, she's feminine in all the expected ways. As an action hero, she's physically agile and engaging in all the expected ways. And as a comedic character, she's funny in all the UNexpected ways. And her personality blends impeccably with Marco's. One thing…

Star is the single best-animated show on television. Hands down. And quite possibly one of the most violent animated shows, surprisingly enough. It feels like a testing ground for new ways of utterly ripping Disney's old reputation to shreds, now that Gravity Falls has made it desirable (because let's face it, "safe"…

There…there are WEIRDER dreams than melatonin dreams???

You keep your standards low, you become the monster. Don't fucking kid yourself. It's probably happening to you right now.

The first time I ever heard AW/ATS coincided with the first time I ever got stoned. This was after spending 5 years at a high school where nearly every t-shirt was a Pink Floyd t-shirt and there were mermaids and dragons painted on some of the hallway walls and lockers. I had had my chance. I passed it up every time.…

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Not old enough to say either way, but upvoted this just for your avatar. HOW AAARE YA???!!!

Glen Ballard's full quote, from the unedited version of the interview: "I knew she was gifted at that moment, I knew she was a rock star, a rock legend to the max. She really knocked it out. She could really whup a horse's ass. We still talk sometimes, you know. She is so lovable to me in the long run. Rock over…