That is the problem with thugs and rich people. They think the rules do not apply to them. Good for United for bitch slapping them back to reality.

Don't take none, won't be none.™

[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

I would say something along the lines of "Then don't upload / take the risk of uploading these kinds of images to devices that USE these cloud based servers!" but I'll be mobbed telling me how wrong I am. FIRE AWAY!

I'm sure a woman could come in there and do the job just fine, but I'd still be worried about a yeast infection ruining all the bread.

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

What I wouldn't give to ship off these self entitled brats to Syria for even a day. Then maybe their special snowflake minds could accept being a degree or two warmer being dressed appropriately, while they get a free education.

The office does, yes, but oftentimes I am representing my agency outdoors in heat. I don't get to just wear knock-around clothes whenever that happens.

It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

Don't want sex tape released?

I am near certain you can't hug out every problem your child creates. Good luck.

In my day that was called punishment. No blood or broken bones, no problem. That is why all these special snowflakes think they can do what ever they want, until another special snowflake shoots them in the face for reclining their airline chair.

There is not reason to curse in the headline. Get yourself a theasaurus.

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

You are right. After years of trying, I have developed the world's only funny rape joke.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.