WTF? She can speak normal? Why the hell does she have that annoying speaking voice on the stupid Sam and Cat show my kids have on? It is so damn annoying, I have to leave the room when it is on.

Only 8 hours to go! Got my baby lotion and kleenex all ready to go.

No such thing. You can only protect yourself by not making bad choices.

The rape pic is a lousy joke.

Oh snap! The Jezzy banhammer is gonna be cumming for you.

Variable phase EMP generators = permanent no fly zone = worthless trillion dollar jet.

1 star - They peed in my canola.

Where is Officer Darren Wilson we you need him?

This guy is my hero. The only thing better is that lady in China with a 4x4 Land Rover that towed the tow truck that was trying to tow her.

Can Mama Jenner just release her porno tape so we can be done with her 15 minutes of fame.

Someone should do a study, because I really think kids are getting more retarded.

Let us hope our enemies never discover mirrors. Also, as these are not pulse lasers and always on they make an easy target for a homing missile tuned for the laser wavelength.

What I wouldn't give to ship off these self entitled brats to Syria for even a day. Then maybe their special snowflake minds could accept being a degree or two warmer being dressed appropriately, while they get a free education.

Don't want sex tape released?

Your daughter is going to grow up to be a self entitled cunt.

If I find you, I'm going to punch you right in the goddamn taint!

In my day that was called punishment. No blood or broken bones, no problem. That is why all these special snowflakes think they can do what ever they want, until another special snowflake shoots them in the face for reclining their airline chair.

There is not reason to curse in the headline. Get yourself a theasaurus.

Nicki Minaj reminds me of a black Iggy Azeala.

Can someone say yes to rape?