I would have prefered they help him become a good bass player.

Couldn't The White Lodge have picked someone better to fight the epitome of evil than a coked-up whore? :D

See? Autism is fun!

No that's Bill Burr

In other news, her breasts continue to star in animated gifs now showing on a computer screen in a dark room near you.

Thank you. To set David up the way they did in the film only to have him bitch out in the end still frustrates me to this day and is the sole reason why I can't watch this movie again, as great as it was up until that point.

Hopefully the TV show doesn't have the stupid non-sensical ending the movie had.

"Johnny Depp doesn’t exactly have a reputation for making good decisions (not to mention the allegations that he abused ex-wife Amber Heard)…."

'Poofter' has been pretty much phased out as a term for a gay person, you'd be hard up to find anyone using it any more. Maybe the odd granddad here and there in rural Australia.

Why was the original blog title - 'Trump was just kidding about having those Comey tapes, haha j/k'

KINJA I BREAK YOUR BACK! MAKE YOU HUMBLE! DISQUS #1! KINJA, HACKTOOPH!

No you're thinking of the German porn parody of IT……Sh-IT.

He's an evil, shapeshifting entity. He probably has his own lighting designer on call for any moment he needs to look suitably creepy.

If you listen to Stephen King's explanation of the scene, it makes total sense within the context of the story and if they had filmed it the right way, they could have made it work.

Do you work for Cinema Sins?

It isn't from lack of trying, but ever since its inception I have never understood the appeal of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

There goes the mortgage payments for the next year.

Gillian Jacobs' panties?

Welp, there goes 80% of the reasons I was going to see this.

BETTER CALL CAUL.