Video of the last time James Woods rushed a stage - https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yeah those ones, plus he literally name-checked another black character in the stupid question he asked.

SEE YOU IN COURT!

“So you’re doing Black Panther and the only black character in the Marvel Universe is not showing up?”

This just in - Kevin Smith announcing something else that will never happen but will keep him in the news nonetheless.

This is really a great comment on how we treat people with mental health issues. They may sound and act differently to most people, but are pretty much socially ignored throughout their lives where their child-like behavior only appeals to children. So yeah, when you say "tragic, pathetic ending", you're pretty much…

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

DanTDM is my jam.

And then they totally fucked him in the first 5 min of Civil War. And here was me thinking they'd treat Crossbones with the respect he deserves.

I know how hip & edgy you're being by saying Super is a superhero movie, but it's really not.

"Spike Lee’s unpopular and unsuccessful take on Oldboy…."

Don't even mention Vaginamite.

I prefer Pavlova personally.

Um, 'Vegemite', not Marmite. Although I do like Marmite too.

Everyone forgot about Robert Downey Jr.'s past, apparently.

You can always take comfort in the fact that he is more successful and loved than you'll ever be.

"He’s been more or less blacklisted in Hollywood for a long time, but
does anyone really remember what Mel Gibson did that turned everyone
against him?"

Mark: (Holding up cue cards) "I have a son now…..His name is CORAL!"

Don't laugh, kids - I've been using my Nokia E63 since 2008 as a 2nd phone until it finally died last year (like everyone else). Unlike phones these days, Nokia are reliable as all hell.

To be fair, anyone visting Melbourne at any given time wish they were in Sydney.