So not Weird Al Yankovic?

I was hoping it was a stealth remake of the family movie from the 80s starring Kay Parker and Juliet Anderson.

Proof that if you're rich and famous, chicks will find you hot.

"No cause of death has been given. Weaver was 90."

2016

I love how he thinks people will be disappointed that he's turned it down now :D

I think he's tried to push the jersey as his signature 'look' but really they are just his version of a mumu.

Thank god, now the show will be good.

What really would have been punk is if he came out the back of a bus with a handgun, shot some of the crowd, and then walked away giving the two-fingered salute.

He's not only a Starboy….

"A thrilling Westworld starts to show its hand"

2016

AND he was the guy who said, "Listen to the bitch, Brad", in Adventures In Babysitting! RIP.

"Quick, write a headline, slap in a few obscure bits of trivia, and get that baby posted ASAP!"

Don't worry, Gwyneth Paltrow will be checked into hospital in a few days time due to mental health issues, A.V. Club will remove this article and report the hospital visit instead, and everyone will nod solemnly and understand.

"Airbnb—itself a symbol of the economic insecurity that compels people to
open up their homes to strangers in order to pay their rent…."

They're still cheating though, you can see where they have digitally sped it up and down to sync it properly.

Well THANK GOD FOR THAT.

Call me sick but that's just so fucking hot.

Wow, my first 2 reasons not to watch it.