…and what does he do?

I can't believe you got the chance to interview Phil Collins and you didn't ask him about dumping his second wife by fax! FAX! Now that's a man's man.

THIS…IS…THE ALAMO! REMEMBER IT!!!

First line of the book….

Every month or so since 1995 after watching 'Heat' I've wondered, "I wish I knew the backstory of those guys and what led up to that first scene…." Now my prayers have been answered.

You're probably thinking about the smash hit TV spin-off from 2003 which lasted 7 episodes.

"…he also says he only took the gig in the first place so he could see his
“old pals Charlie Dance and Stephen Dillane,” both of whom have been
killed off…"

Wow, you thought that was a B huh?

If you need a sitcom to help you decide what's wrong and what's right in this situation….well you deserve all you get in this life.

Hmmmmm….

Since 2016 is now supposedly 'The Year Of Death', here's my predictions for the rest of the year….

It's just you.

Really? Is that really what you want, or is it just something you read somewhere else?

Prince toured Australia last month with his 'Piano And A Microphone' tour and managed to cause this type of reaction, so the whole 'internet thing' hasn't really harmed his popularity here……….. http://themusic.com.au/news…

“not one person is going to see a movie where the lead character dies…and then you see the band carry on.”

"lots of Bowie…"

After reading this article I'm pretty sure it's Carol that will meet Lucille. Her arc is basically over, there's really nowhere to go with Carol. Her character has been fully realised.

"politically incorrect"
"it's morally indefensible"
"plays like a bizarre parody"
"effortlessly racist"
"good at absolutely nothing"
"Pure terror porn"
"thoroughly obnoxious"
"A right-wing '80s fantasy on the order of 'Rambo III' and 'Death Wish 3"

All this nonsense looks like it's before my time. Instead I'm enjoying the AV Club's review of the latest Better Call Saul that they posted early and promptly removed :D If you want to read it, just google "TV Club: Better Call Saul’s showmanship has one simple secret" and read the cached copy.

I can't even comprehend someone making the comparison between Andy Dick's issues and Bill Cosby's. Really. Just have a sit down and think about it. And then smack yourself in the face when you realise.