"…the lips are usually the focal point on his face, and what a sexy, pouty focal point they are."

Seems like Mike Vanderbilt is that one guy at A.V. Club that doesn't watch Banshee.

"Is that a cast you're holding or are you just happy to see me?"

Those jokes are friggin hilarious…..at a Twitter level. For a professional comedian?

The first horror movie will be Gene Simmons without his wig on.

He did it all for the nookie.

I do however fully expect Janet Jackson to sue - first thing I thought of was 'Mission: Impossible - Rhythm Nation'

I vacationed in Lake Bell. Wasn't so great.

CLICK!

And…………THAT PHYSIQUE!

Kevin Smith is notorious for making shit up after the fact. And guess what? He just did it again.

Well he's just verbally confirmed 'Mallrats 2' on some radio show:

Nah, Antony Starr is from New Zealand.

Mine was weird, Al.

I don't think there's any amount of Photoshopping that can stop Vince Vaughn looking old as fuck.

Yeah it's weird seeing all the coverage about it now - I saw it months ago.

Gene Mean, Iran Number 1! Russia Number 1! USA? Hacktui!

Why does it matter if they're married or not?

Cumming

What is this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. I can nail ALL those shots. You might fool the fucks at the A.V. CLUB, but you don't fool Jesus. NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS.