In 2020, I’m voting for RBG. That is to say, regardless of the primary, I’m voting blue because otherwise SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

It’s funny because we’re all going to be dead soon(er than we otherwise would have without his efforts) anyway.

Even with as much love as this comment is getting, it’s still underrated.

Curiously, I got a very RPG-like vibe from The Three Musketeers. For whatever reason, the scene that did it for me was when D’Artagnan was trailing Buckingham and the Queen through the nighttime streets of Paris. I could so easily picture the screen changing as you progressed through different parts of the city. Then…

I’ll admit, I was skeptical of AOC when she was first elected -- the hype that a first-time Representative was getting before she even took office struck me as very cult-of-personality-ish -- but goddamn if she hasn’t proven that she knows how to buckle down and do the work. May more of our future members of Congress…

Oh yeah, same. At least Batwoman’s recent solo series was crafted around a realistic (by comics standards) love story. But yeah, there’s still ground to make up for that wedding fiasco.

I’ve pretty much cut Marvel out of my pull lists since they’ve seemed to make a conscious decision to (hurka durr) “avoid politics.” At least DC hasn’t been shy of throwing in gay, lesbian, and transgender side characters, all the while allowing writers to genuinely embrace Batwoman’s love life. I also appreciate how…

This really hits home for me. Once, when I was a soccer goalkeeper in middle school, I thought a ball was going out of bounds so I let it go... only it rolled right into the net. We ended up losing that game by one goal. I took a knee on the field afterward and contemplated my failure just like this.

My point is, fuck…

“Why wouldst thyself be mad? After all, ‘tis but a scratch.”

Legit question, because I’m not nearly as knowledgeable about British politics as you are: how in the hell has Labour not dumped Corbyn yet? What does he have on everyone that he’s using to keep himself in power even as the whole party crashes and burns around him?

I had read descriptions of bodies ravaged by nuclear radiation, but until this miniseries I had never seen any realistic depictions of them. Holy hell if they aren’t some of the most terrifying images I’ve ever seen....

“Sure. The main one I use, across multiple platforms, is L-I-C-K-M-Y-C-R-U-S-T-Y-C-H-O-D-E.”

This show called out R. Kelly (in customarily brilliant fashion) way before most media outlets did; who’re they gonna tab this time?

My only question: will the Aliens comic book rights shift from Dark Horse to Marvel as Star Wars’ did after the acquisition by Disney? Because if so, holy hell will I ever be saddened.

How in Zeus’ name have you not been hired yet to write a daily “And Now For Something Completely Different” column for British issues on this site??? (I mean, there are days when the only reason I click on this column is to see what you’ve written.)

I work at the National Domestic Violence Hotline, and I always have videos of Lil’ Bub up on one of my two monitors whenever I’m on a call, in order to keep myself calm and centered. I need him to be immortal.

Grumpy Cat shows up in Hell, but before the Devil can start his fire and brimstone routine, Grumpy Cat looks him dead in the eye and says, “Shut up, you’re my bitch now.”

This is the only reason I’m not keen on impeachment -- and I’ve wondered lately if Pelosi et al. have had the same thought. A halfway competent politician with downright frightening beliefs? (shudder)

At this point, the only male celebrity who will genuinely surprise (and disappoint) me if they turn out to be a creep will be Tom Hanks.

No, you’re right of course; I was just a 14 year-old who was growing up in the Midwest at the time and wasn’t exactly getting taught that. Thankfully I learned quickly.