If anyone complains that the Fremen -- you know, those people who have lived in the desert for generations and half of whom have Arabic names -- aren’t being played by white actors, I’ll give myself eye strain from rolling them so hard.

This is good — if Oscar Isaac had been cast as Duncan Idaho, movie screens across the country may have melted from the intense sexiness and nominally heterosexual men everywhere would be questioning their sexuality.

...Actually, this might be a missed opportunity....

Harris certainly has issues — I have several friends who are fetish workers who absolutely loathe her for the FOSTA/SESTA thing, and I can absolutely understand why.

That said, AT THE MOMENT, she seems like the best option to take down Trump, so even though there’s a lot I don’t like about her, she’s got my vote.

Terry Crews is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

I was fortunate enough to work for an excellent nonprofit in Austin that ran a shelter for foster children who had been removed from their homes due to abuse and neglect. We had required (well, in the sense that we tried rewarding the kids who chose to actually go, hah) sex ed classes and we gave out condoms to anyone…

I’m legitimately bored by this Super Bowl; in my 35 years, that’s happened at most five times. But here we are.

And of course the Patriots are going to win, because Homer just had to sneeze on that dinosaur....

Wait, Rebecca Ferguson? Please tell me she’s playing Jessica and not Chani.... I’ve actually been getting excited for this, but if the Fremen are white (again), it’ll take me right out of it.

(For real though, I truly hope you’re right -- mostly because I’ve been clinging to that thin strand of possibility myself.)

Welp, the team that I still have an inexplicable attachment to despite getting the fuck out of my home state of Indiana as soon as I could and not returning since just got their asses diced up and served to them on a shit-covered platter. I wish I could at least take consolation in the fact that this may have upset…

“Goooood.... Goooood.”

--Steve Bartman

I know we joke about him a lot on here, but I actually do kinda sorta feel for Jim Irsay (all his money notwithstanding). He’s never really gotten over his drunken father’s physical and emotional abuse, and his own substance abuse issues seem to stem almost directly from that. He needs genuine help (not at all an…

This is all just setting up for a Colts @ Ravens AFC Championship game, where Lamar Jackson will get hurt while down 21-3 in the 4th quarter and then Playoff Joe Flacco makes a stunning, victorious return.

I hear you. I have some pretty big issues with Kamala Harris (most notably her full-fledged support for the disastrous FOSTA/SESTA bill), but she’s still my choice — mostly because she was a prosecutor and, unlike other Democratic candidates, has been trained to attack, not constantly defend. But if it’s Warren or…

If you think this is bad now, just wait until it goes into retrograde.

The so-called “military vote” has to turn against him at some point, doesn’t it? My grandfather was a World War II veteran and a Republican all his life, and even HE refused to vote for W. in 2004 after the colossal fuckup in Iraq. He was also a very good man, and a smart one, so this mileage may vary....

I love this cast. Both onscreen and off, they just seem to be genuine people. 

I’m shocked as shit nothing has come out about him recently, given his long-documented history of assuming that every woman in whichever room he happens to be in is insanely sexually attracted to him.

Just think of how many generations of people were born because the bomber crews on missions that were accompanied by the Tuskegee Airmen survived thanks to them. RIP, sir.

A much better potential candidate for 2020, California Sen. Kamala Harris, will mull a bid over the holidays.

I came here specifically to reference this, but clearly I’ve been beaten to the punch. PLEASE let Tag & Bink (and Manny Both-hands) become canon, Disney....