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It’s the control scheme, surely. Super Mario just wouldn’t play the same on a touch screen as it does on a controller.

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret

This is, like... real, good journalism.

Shook fist angrily at the top of article...

this is a hot take I can fuck with

Bravo!

Savage.

Here’s another one:

It’s over.

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Tires be gripping like strong nuclear force.

Shame they’re discontinuing the Evo X... I always thought these things could go to 11.

I’d be ok hanging out with Corvette owners in Japan.

I keep getting “This page didn’t load Google Maps correctly. Se the JavaScript console for technical details.”

#Flexit.