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He didn’t choose the donut life, the donut life chose him.

Looks like someone didn’t get the message : Thou shalt not like the new NSX, no matter how good it is.

So many places to put that thing, and yet they decided to strap it to the bike RIGHT under your nuts. No thanks.

I’ve seen a few of them in the wild now, mostly in the same white that yours was. The looks just don’t do it for me. I’d still rather have a 3.

Imagine of they put the 1.5 Turbo w/ a 6spd manual in the fit and call it the Fit Si

Neither can he

In a dusty old pub in Ireland sometime in the early 90's a local plonked a pint of Guinness in front of me and said; “Here, get yerself outside of that!”

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Hong Kong’s got it all figured out.

I’ve met folks from Hong Kong whose dream cars are minivans. It’s a crazy idea to us, but just look at those vans. They’re awesome.

Hello?

Don't forget the weight of a full tank of gas!

I know a place you can get one of those riot helmets with face shield. Then you just need something to protect ya neck, I recommend some Wu Tang clan.

Next week: Doug and his Aston take the black and venture north of the wall.

You know nothing, DeMuro.

Nose to tail, buddy. Nose to tail.

drive an S2000 year round in Alaska. yep: Nokian Haakepelittas on it, and no problem. did 100+ on my way home last night!

What kind of warranty do you get with a polar bear?

It is with heavy heart that the editors of Jalponik must announce the passing of one of our finest and best-beloved writers, Doug DeMuro. Tragically but predictably, the Lucas turboencabulator in his Aston Martin abruptly failed when he was negotiating one of the highest and most deserted passes in the Vermont scenic

Now for a hard question. Given the choice, M2 or Focus RS? Money not being in the equation.