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Gah..... This damn car has me questioning my life choices that have led to me being a particularly broke 24 year old with a burning (yet insatiable) desire to hoon the living fuck out of this car... Cruel, cruel world we live in...

This explains nothing. not disappointed.

Ordered, and “patiently” waiting.

You can’t one the lotto, it costs two.

Guy from Lexus - Getting photographic proof that BMW’s in fact do have rear view mirrors and turn signal stalks.

A mirror that allows you to see cars behind without turning your head ? WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS !?

Hey boss, these guys have a Hellcat in a Jeep, should we do a Hellcat too?

Because the club bitches only like room-temp champagne poured on them.

The car looks so cool but they should have called the “downshift” function the “Clutch Kick bruh” function.

Confucius say: Continental with no warranty have financial suicide doors.

It’s semi-rare to see American Dad references. Congrats to you.

“Look for something with Goretex..”

Can you wear a tux without pants?

It’s not like owners only want to drive 3-5K a year, it’s just that’s all you can do in the two months you’ll have access to the car!