From the front: “Drool...want.”

“It looks like a Mazda AMG 5 series ” STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FULL SIZE SEDAN ON THE DAMN ROAD. TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND GO TO SLEEP, WE GET IT. GOOD. GREAT NOW SCREW OFF.

Just imagine how fast we’ll all be getting our pizzas delivered, though.

A new report from motoring.com indicates that Yamaha’s surprise Tokyo Motor Show concept, the Sports Ride Coupe designed by Gordon Murray, may actually make it to production (for under $70k) in its under-construction European manufacturing plant alongside the company’s upcoming Motiv city car.

Can you smell what my engine fire is cookin'??!!!

I imagine most of us who grew up in the early 90s could communicate entirely in Simpsons and Seinfeld references.

I think this is the definition of HAM-FISTED.

Probably too late, but highly relevant: are the eyes the headlights or the front windshield?

Hangar One and St. George?

I have a GT-R, and also a Q50. And a Cube, my wife drives that.

Let me get this straight. You are concerned with reliability, so your plan is to buy a 1st year production ALFA ROMEO?

“A diet of Doritos and rubber bands”

I wonder if they didn’t actually try other ideas before settling on the weird stripe patterns.

The whole point of insurance on a UPS package seems ridiculous to me. In what other industry do you have to pay extra money, to ensure that the company is responsible for the service you’re already paying them to complete?

Thing is, I know it’s a scam to get foot traffic into the dealerships, but something about that fake-ass check they mail you as well as “We will beat KBB prices GUARANTEED!!!” tickles the hell out of my “I want a new car” bone. For the moment anyways, then it ends up in the garbage.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Code Brown”.