I dream of a beautiful future where Civic Type R’s, Focus RS’s, and Mid-engine Velosters can frolic about in turbo 300hp semi-hatchbackness and we can all choose our favorite engine location, desired driven wheels, or preferred origin country, and America unites into one amazing hoon-topia.

And gain 2 more doors.

The JDM version but me different, and inherently better.

Joke’s on us.

Jon Voight.

Up Garage! Japan.

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Buy an old Forester XT. Or base Forester for cheap and mod it.

The solution is easy, and it just so happens to be the most Top Gear way possible. This makes sense because this fracas was between Top Gear host and Top Gear producer, a battle that is waged quite often on the show.

Bourdain / Chris Harris show confirmed?

If the BMW was capable of signaling, the kangaroo may have been able to avoid the reckless driving.