As much as I want to believe this.....
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As a former tech who was trained to “drive them like the owners might” when it came to brand new vehicles off the transport truck, I’d hate to see what these kind of people would feel knowing that BEFORE it was their pride and joy it was probably beaten pretty hard in those first few miles to ensure that if THEY beat…
Ugh, you call this journalism?! You just copied and pasted a bunch of stuff from reddit and threw on some barely meaningful titles. This whole site is trash, I’m out!
“No no, he’s resting.”
David, can you do me a favor? I’m reading Jalopnik on my phone and I only see 17 ads on this page. I think we can squeeze a few more in without breaking up the flow. Thanks!
I honestly loathe this comment. But I also hate you, so that’s probably why. I just don’t think you’re funny. Not as bad as Sandler, but damn I hate you
Cool opinion. Thanks for sharing. I see that you’ve got those cool out-of-the-norm viewpoints. Let me know what you think is funny, so that I can go shit all over it too.
Are you not “allowed” to exceed the speed limit in your car? If my car made me do 55mph on Detroit freeways when everyone else is doing 70+ I’d be pissed.
These guys also have a series called “you make it we skate it”, where people can make any sort of skateboard component (decks, wheels, etc.) and they’ll do what they can to skate on it. Some hilarious submissions there, too...
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“Skate Everything” is perhaps the greatest YouTube series of our time. It shows what happens when you try skating…
“I still got the fucking Charmander, bitch,” had me rolling. Good man.
pretty sure this is the donald...
There’s no way to keep this ‘family’ afloat
Sounds like the crew’s relationship is on the rocks.
Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.
Except it already did have a positive impact on their lives. Experiencing the joy and camaraderie that comes with a team you root for winning a championship is a wonderful thing. It doesn’t solve any problems, no, but sometimes joy, for joys sake, is enough.
I bet you’re a real delight at parties.
“God damn it.”