In fairness, the NFL has WAY too many breaks and tv timeouts, it really kills the game. People whine about baseball being long, but I think football is longer.

Why not just use the hacksaw for the kniving purposes?

And also he was supposed to have a lifetime ban, which you’d think would expire when he did.

Okay so ESPN cleaned house and got rid of talented journalists like Keith Olbermann and even those that had some appeal like Bill Simmons. ESPN didn’t put up any fight when Cowherd sought greener pastures at Fox Sports. they even appear willing to let human bean bag and stripper enuthsiast Jason Whitlock waddle off to…

Does anyone see a punch in that video? I see Rivers earning a punch, but no punch.

Glad to see the Reds did their part for bark in the park, by also having a rough night.

I would like if John Harbaugh lead a nation, its just a pity Joe Flacco would over throw it

Thinking wishfully for the Bears, maybe this will at least interest Chip Kelly in a lucrative trade for an injury-prone White.

“Good....good”

corporate hospitality tent uses its size to make up for its lack of elite speed

Well, the police are the only ones involved who shot anyone (or had a gun at all), so that seems reasonable

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

I don’t know why the Cardinals wouldn’t call you back, Deadspin. Have you ever been dicks to them in the past?

Doing it the Write-off Way.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

Eventually, they’ll just let everyone on the field do what they want, then huddle around the replay booth to decide how many yards to award for whatever happened. Score it like team based rhythmic gymnastics. (Swap out the ball for a ribbon if you’re the Patriots.)

FunBagwell!

Odds are that the guy who decried Samer for his "thrash talk" made an innocent typo, but there's a part of me holding out hope that Canada actually says "thrash talk" because they have weird-ass speech patterns and slightly off-center idioms.

This is the closest Bagwell will ever get to having his own bust.