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Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

Fuck a resolution - I’m trying to work on my perfectionism so instead of setting myself up for misery, I’ve decided 2017 will be about progress not perfection. Whatever that looks like. How are you jezzies thinking about 2017?

I don’t see how this is a question. It’s not even veiled.

“Do we really need to see the mannerisms of our new leader through the lens of comedy on TV?”

It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

I’m very disappointed with Bernie’s responses and nearly broke my tv and remote the other morning when Michael Moore was going on about poor misunderstood white men.

THE MOST PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

I’ve always wondered how people could’ve been stupid and evil enough to let Hitler rise to power. We are witnessing it first hand in 2016 and I’ve lost all hope for humanity.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

More needs to be made of the fact that a Presidential candidate that has had a habit of saying fascistic things and proposing fascistic policies has such solid backing from law enforcement agencies that would have to enforce his fascist policies (FOP, Comey, military, etc.). They seem eager to participate in things

Ok, so it sounds like the guy whose recommendation it was that no charges be filed against Clinton for any wrongdoing has now turned around and intentionally given a vague statement with the express purpose of “punishing” her for the very things he said merit no action. Like, I was giving the benefit of the doubt when

Who said anything about when sexual assault began? Trump is merely a manifestation of thousands of years of the misogynistic tendencies of Western culture. It’s been normalized forever. Trump is just contributing (mind you, on a very large platform).

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.