Why is it a special responsibility of mine, as a man, to deal with this? And why should that responsibility expose me to judgements being made of me without due process on the grounds of the greater good and the belief that what I am decides my character? It’s horseshit and a variety of horseshit which you do not see…

No, it won’t.

Children having children.

Hmm a 40 year old with purple hair who is about to go through economic hard times, what were the odds.

Most important of all, ignore all Kinja Deals.

Alternate Headline: What Movie Pass Shareholders Can Expect On December 18th.

I’ll look into that!

I’m endlessly bothered by this trend of making live-action adaptations of animated properties, whether it’s anime or Disney or any other cartoon that’s already done what it needs to do. It always seems to carry the implication that the animated version wasn’t good enough, so it needs to be made into a live action…

Who?

If seizing assets went through the courts, the due process would satisfy the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.

When I saw the movie in the theater, I assumed it was gold, and that we were just seeing the reflected light. It didn’t occur to me that there was a mystery or that it mattered at all, and I still enjoyed the movie immensely. It wasn’t until much later that I became aware of fan theories around it, and it seemed…

They always say “Never meet you heroes”, but to me, it’s always been “never meet other fans”.  They will inevitably ruin whatever thing you once loved and make you ashamed to be associated with it.

What, you don’t want to see what a rushed and half-formulated Star Wars movie looks like from the same people who couldn’t deliver a good one with all the time and reshoots in the world?

As a black man, when given the option, I always play as a white woman so start with any of the female characters if you ask me.

“Influencers”. This word makes me old man angry.

“Even though I felt zero desire for him, it ultimately seemed less taxing to get drunk and let him have his way with me later that night.

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

Surprisingly, I focus on the driving and take the fact I’m supposed to be piloting 3000+ lbs of steel without colliding with anyone or anything seriously. I’m old fashioned, though.

I thought throwing a ball from one side of the field to the other, and back again, (while charging millions of dollars for it!) WAS the insult to intelligence...

Dafuq do you think you're doing?