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God I need Animal Crossing right now

A. The only thing worse than autoplay is autoplay with sound. I know I’m speaking to the choir, but seriously. Fuck autoplay.

Not many believe they need it, but in the times we’re living in and the amount of pressure we put on ourselves is a matter of concern to our overall health. We are taught to maintain the status quo older generations are comforted by, blind to the changing landscape and how it inflicts interpersonal agony on many of…

Yeah, I got a few different results for “The Mona Leia”, but that was both the earliest one and the only one that was an actual, original painting; the rest were just the Mona Lisa Photoshopped to varying degrees.

And let’s not forget the original duo — Baby Luke and Leia

Well, the first one already exists at the very least:

Hey, as far as motivations for learning go, that’s a pretty good one!

The sad part was, which led to their undoing, was that they wanted to only cater to the higher income markets. They didn’t want something for all classes, which was ironic when I remember their games being in classrooms in California. 

This house just reminds me of Twin peaks, probably because of the era it was built in. I swear I could see young cooper drink coffee in that kitchen.

Why is there no mention of the DARK CRYSTAL CHARACTERS IN STAINED GLASS ON THE FRONT DOOR?

So, I wonder if the hot tub is still there? :)

It’s kind of freaky that I already knew what this house looked like and instantly recognized it because of having virtually interacted with it in video games.

Last I checked (admittedly about a decade ago) they spent most of their retirement traveling around on a boat. So I think they’re fine.

Whoever chose all of those pastels and wood paneling (don't care if it's real wood) needs to go back to 1984. 

Oh wait a second, how are we missing the joke what if the house is like a Sierra game? The logic to the puzzles doesn’t actually make much sense, there’s some weird copy-protection style business to deactivate the security system that involves going through documents left by the realtor, and if you go through the…

“Here’s a fact: Don’t Google this Pokemon or search for it on Deviant Art unless you want to see a lot of naked dragons fucking other dragons.”

I’ve read several of your analytical golden age JRPG articles and really appreciate the enthusiasm and appreciation you have for these landmark, genre-defining games. The games of which you speak capture some depth of human philosophy yet remain simplistic enough to make a decades-long impact on videogame…