Conversely, I want to date him.

You’re the hero we need, and the one we deserve.

this is so fucking true

I don’t have any kids, dumbass.

What if you’re playing against them? This is a bullshit Twitch rule.

Where else can I go to get news like Splinter, besides Hackernews and Slashdot?

Fuck Konami. I’m glad Kojima got to make his imperfect mediocre game. Doesn’t he deserve too? re: I didn’t play it, I just thought, damn it, the man earned making a game he WANTED to make.

This is where I LIVE. People are so fucking racist here! It drives me BONKERS! My family is from up north and some of the kindest, sweetest people I know come from all places. How do boomers export their garbage views to the younger generation too so successfully in Florida?

Yeah, I was hoping for more of the actual game.

Can I use this lore bible to get an idea of the show before diving in?

So she’s so important, she couldn’t show up in the first game? LOL

Poison dart frogs

lmfao

I am already tired of this meme.

argh, thanks for reminding me

How about people interested in Free Hong Kong or Russian interference? Are you sure you want the government to have that right now?

Shit, this was really scary. I’m still playing Pokemon Go. Thank you, Cecilia, at least now I’m informed.

It’s okay, it worked on a meta contextual censorship level.

They’re gonna cancel it like the fucking cowards they are.

They’re damaging their own image faster than the players are.