Well, strictly speaking, I do, but I studied linguistics. Gabe... did not.

that never gets old

Gabe Newell's problem is that he can't figure out the second digit of his net worth. "Hold on, one point what billion? I don't understand what you're trying to say."

So Gabe is worth 1."3" billion? That's no coincidence folks. HL3 confirmed!

Tomorrow's shop contest?

I've been eyeing one of Ikea's Proptronics big screens to maybe pair with the PlayBox NONE! 52 inches of Something-Def coolness! Ultra ULTRA lightweight too, so you know it's some seriously advanced stuff. Now if I can just find this bad boy in their catalog? Can't find exactly where they sell them in the stores…

Oh I hate them both. Bungie for the reasons you mentioned, and 343 for putting out a broken game... made from games that were already made.

There are more of the original Bungie employees working at 343 than there are at Bungie right now.

The entire police force of Finland fired a total of 6 shots in the year 2013. This includes warning shots. The number of people killed by police fire was 0. And the number of people wounded by police fire was also 0.

What reasons? My reason is that I'm very uncomfortable with how the game glamorizes "warrior cops".

Pranksters or idiots calling 911 for no good reason should have their calls redirected to Comcast customer support. Or is that too harsh?

You know, think where they'd be if they had followed Juche.

A-fucking-men. This shit is so childish.

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

Who cares? Be with your damned family for at least once a year...

Wow so Cinema Sins & Honest Trailers have trouble finding bad things about Gaurdians?

Fans: "We want something new!"

Battlefield 4: 60 FPS

Forza 5 runs at 1080p and 60fps...