Well, strictly speaking, I do, but I studied linguistics. Gabe... did not.

that never gets old

Gabe Newell's problem is that he can't figure out the second digit of his net worth. "Hold on, one point what billion? I don't understand what you're trying to say."

So Gabe is worth 1."3" billion? That's no coincidence folks. HL3 confirmed!

Yep. Then next year Apple will brag about how they removed 40% of features from the device.

Tomorrow's shop contest?

I've been eyeing one of Ikea's Proptronics big screens to maybe pair with the PlayBox NONE! 52 inches of Something-Def coolness! Ultra ULTRA lightweight too, so you know it's some seriously advanced stuff. Now if I can just find this bad boy in their catalog? Can't find exactly where they sell them in the stores…

Oh I hate them both. Bungie for the reasons you mentioned, and 343 for putting out a broken game... made from games that were already made.

There are more of the original Bungie employees working at 343 than there are at Bungie right now.

The entire police force of Finland fired a total of 6 shots in the year 2013. This includes warning shots. The number of people killed by police fire was 0. And the number of people wounded by police fire was also 0.

What reasons? My reason is that I'm very uncomfortable with how the game glamorizes "warrior cops".

So what you're saying is when taxes come directly out of our pockets we end up paying the taxes, but when they end up coming out of the pockets of corporations they just suck it up and don't pass those costs on to us?

I'm going to assume the "Sam L. Jackson" joke in the trailer is going to pay off with an actual Samuel L Jackson cameo.

PHYSYCS!

Pranksters or idiots calling 911 for no good reason should have their calls redirected to Comcast customer support. Or is that too harsh?

I love the parallel between Dr. K's circuitous, interconnected plans that seen to only turn out well for all involved and the deal-of-a-lifetime chains that the Investors set up at a terrible cost. It's like Dr. K broke out of the family business but kept his talent, honing and growing it. I'm hoping there's more…

I'm hoping Orpheus and The Alchemist, in need of a new home, move in with the Jefferson Twilight, and between superteam superheroics, have awkward sitcom interactions.

I think everyone moves to NYC, the order of the Triad, Dermott and his Mom/Sister too.

"Where's David Bowie?"