Yeah but I also have a ton of free games so I can deal

Postal is better than those films

Hideki Naganuma gave up his sanity to make this happen

The original is better than any of the sequels 

Stay classy CDPR fans

It’s alright. There is a wonderful musical number though.

Animal Crossing: City Folk for the Wii required an internet connection for all of it’s DLC. That was over a decade ago.

Holy shit my eyes. Y’all have tried this a lot of times. I remember way back in the day Rocco from Mega64 calling you out on a podcast while you were a guest. I think it was on Bombcast. But like... why do you still keep trying this?

Defcon was literally so scary it changed how people perceived the threat of Nuclear war

I keep getting emails about a free ten dollars I have to spend on a Stadia game because I did a Stadia Pro free trial and I honestly can’t think of anything I want to spend it on.

This engine with the story telling and world of a Way of the Samurai game

If I remember correctly at one time Swery was asked what he would change with unlimited funds about Deadly Premonition 1 and he said he would “add a bike”. Anyways this game is a day 1 purchase for me.

I kept finding excuses not to play or to go play something else. And it isn’t like I’m averse to misery in art, LISA and Pathalogic are two of my most favorite games of all time, I just don’t think TLOU2 deals with trauma or pain in new or interesting ways. Especially when it comes to gameplay.

Thinking about the poor people who had to stay after to design that card, place it in the level, come up with the animations for when you grab the card, QA the camera when it zooms into it, spent nights working on the flip animation so Ellie’s hand looked jusssst right... But in the end, missing their kid’s birthday…

This is made by Toys for Bob right? Not Naughty Dog? Otherwise I’d be afraid they’d make developers watch real footage of bandicoots get flattened by crates over and over again to make the game as realistic as possible.

You can’t even commit fully to your bad faith strawman argument. At least come up with some scenarios where you’d think it was racist or something to depict white people. Lazy.

After this scene they follow it up with Ellie bashing people’s heads in with bats and shooting their kneecaps. It really seems like they took the goofy cartoon violence of Hotline Miami and tried to recreate it in full 4k photo-realistic graphics and put the game in their as an homage to their inspiration. I guess…

Finally, a way to play Tetris on the go

Wtf? How do you spoil a Pokemon game? Why did you click on this review? Everyone is reviewing this game right now in the exact same way.

One of his best works is about him raising and owning two cats and it barely has any horror at all in it.