The new one is pretty great! Drew is fucking wrong. It’s ok, I still love him, but he’s fucking wrong. This is the danger of the old man contrarian/hot-take game.

Yeah, it seems weird to grab a band who doesn’t claim to be a rock band and then write a blog about them not being a rock band. If he wants to bitch about bands that don’t rock hard enough for him, he needs to put on a jean-jacket vest and stand by his camaro in a 7-eleven parking lot.

Their third album was surprisingly good, and I think it's underrated. I would never call them rock.  It's Indy pop, and for that, they are pretty good at it. 

I’m going to fess up and say I stole “Rock Salt and Burlap” from someone over at The Root. LOL It was genius!

I believe these women would have been referred to as Aunt Tomi’s in another time.

grifter people of color like Rock Salt and Burlap,

One of the saddest things about the rise of Donald Trump and his associated swamp is the mainstreaming of know nothing, ignorant, grifter people of color like Rock Salt and Burlap, that black pastor with the fake credentials (the one with the blue contacts), the hispanic one (I can’t even remember what his grift was…

Obviously they’re America’s consciousness.....

Pardon my ignorance, but who the fuck are Diamond and Silk and why should I give a shit what these two dopes say?

Yes, in this deeply corny joke, Barr was the no-show chicken, and Cohen proceeded to munch on it.

I don’t see how it’s true. Some things, like Thanos’ first death, happen so quickly they’d be over before you have a chance to take a photo. Also, not ONE person sat around him told him to put his phone away, over those three hours?

I just like the idea that Joe Biden is driving Trump crazy. I don’t like Biden for the nominee, but, my God, he’s doing a wonderful job leading Trump around by the nose.

His parents never loved him

well, syphilis does eat away the connective tissue in the brain.

What is it about *some* firefighters not supporting him that set him off? Is it because his brain is now candle wax and he thinks that certain groups are supposed to belong to him? Is it because he’s a big strong man so everyone should love him at all times and if they don’t they’re big ol’meanies? Is he extremely…

If you’re in a union (or just not a capitalist/manager), and you support a party as anti-worker as the GOP, you are a scab.

Well, I’m no white supremacist, but I do need bourbon to handle “The View.”

Because the first thing that white supremacists do in the morning, after pouring a slug of bourbon into their cornflakes, is turn on "The View".

Tucker Carlson is that freshman I get every semester who is thoroughly convinced that they do not need to take Rhetorical Composition, because, “I’m a very logical person.”

...he is the same freshman who is astounded every semester when their first draft comes back marked up with fifteen to twenty rhetorical fallacies…

“I wonder why,” Carlson mused, “when you have The View being like: ‘Even if you’re really poor we hate you because of your skin color.’”’