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I LOVE those red suede wedges. But I always wear flats. What does that say about me? I'm too lazy to wear heels?

I have never heard of that! The website says they are disposable though - does your friend re-use them or keep buying them?

Cover Girl Lash Blast Fusion (in the purple tube). I also have super long lashes and it adds volume + definition. Plus it's fairly inexpensive!

I think makeup takes practice. I really like makeup (I think it's really fun to do!) and I've narrowed my routine to 10-15 minutes, and that is NOT a natural face (includes eye shadows and blending, gel eyeliner cat eyes, mascara, concealer, finishing powder, etc.). I have long lashes as it is and wear glasses, so

I have very similar friends, and I don't really know either. I can't even go over to their houses without them offering me drinks and becoming offended when I say no (it's usually a weeknight and I have work the next day). They act like I'm crazy when we go to a bar and I try to pace myself or drink water. I don't

I have to ask...why name your child the same or a similar first name as their last name? Chris Christie, Philip Philips...what is the motivation behind it?

I'm going to pretend that I don't ever get hit on for the same reason as Bar Rafaeli. Really, though, it probably has something to do with me not being a size 2 and wearing glasses.

Tosh.0 is another one of those comedians (like Dane Cook) that everyone I know just loves and I don't understand it. It makes me feel like I'm living in the Twilight Zone or something.

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Yeah, I doubt this would help. I think tarantulas are kinda cute anyway. I'm more afraid of the tiny, fast-moving ones that appear out of nowhere to dart across your foot.

Wow, those are beautiful! I wish I could have flowers in my apartment. I've developed pretty severe allergies in the last few years and it was a sad day when I realized that I could no longer have fresh flowers in my apartment without triggering my allergies. :(

I have a history of depression and anxiety and I sleepwalk whenever my anxiety levels are high. I used to sleepwalk often when I was a teenager and then stopped for awhile. Then I developed sleep paralysis in college, due to depression and anxiety. I started sleepwalking again after a cross-country move, and it is

Yeah, I could see how that might happen. I guess I'm thinking of my parents and many other parents I know who specifically looked to the top 10 to choose my name and my friends' names. I get it if it happens accidentally, but why choose a top 10 name on purpose?

I will never understand why parents choose to pick the most popular names for their children. Ever since I read To Kill a Mockingbird I have wanted to name a girl Harper. But now the Beckhams have a Harper and I'm afraid that by the time I have kids (3-4 years) it'll be a popular name. Lame.

I'm definitely enjoying the direction they have taken Betty this season. All people experience gaining weight differently, but there is a certain way that people who have always seen themselves as attractive by virtue of their thinness experience it. I was always the "skinny one" of my group of friends growing up and

Ahh! I can't wait to show this to my mom - she'll be talking about being popular on the internet for years!

I hope this photo works. I still laugh about it.

It bothers me too. Also, pretty much any particularly religious sign-offs bother me. Just the other day, I received an email with one as follows (instead of "sincerely"): "Keeping the SON in my eyes." Just...ugh.

Aren't these the bees that everyone calls "sweat bees?" They're really annoying.

Ah, interesting! I didn't know that. Thanks!

I see a lot of comments about mullet hair cuts. What's up with that?? I feel like a lot of my girlfriends (and myself!) have also been experiencing this over the last few years. Is it a technique being executed incorrectly? From what I've read (and experienced myself), it's putting an awkward short layer on pretty