It’s just a lovely blue dress.

My mom said the exact same thing about my parents’ guest bedroom!

hi. i live in indiana. i’m terrified and scrambling to get long-acting reversible contraception.

Obligatory seconding

the word dweeb is horribly underused.

stoked for some wealthy brooklynite dweeb to tell me why she’s not allowed to do this

You can bet your ass if the wife or daughter of any of these fuckwads investigating Dr. Hern needed an abortion

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

The little girl with the pink beads is my favorite. She is really, really trying to sell it.

I’m fairly certain that if years were movies, 2016 would be Saw. How badly do you want to get out? What hell are you willing to go through? Can you survive?

Wait, that’s heaven backwards? OH.

There’s my thing I learned for today.

I bet Anita Hill knows exactly how they feel.

It’s the closing credits from ‘San Junipero’, the masterpiece 4th episode of the superb, recently released 3rd season of Black Mirror. It’s on Netflix.

I would argue that a woman in the public eye could loose weight by accident, but you don’t accidently work out for three hours a day.

let us have this, even for just a little while. k?

What’s worse is that some insurance policies are now starting to make you choose a “network”. If you choose a network and it happens to be catholic? You can’t even get the BC pill.

I am literally driving to a town 45 minutes away (I live in the third or fourth largest city in my state) to seek medical care because I…

Forget the pissing contest stories, this is more terrifying than any campfire ghost tale.

Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

I can’t read this without thinking of that scene in Prometheus.

You know the one.