When you’re recovered the ability to see, there are more details here.

Strahovski is 34. That’s like 60 in actress years.

They rarely do. And my friend — who is a criminal lawyer and has defended people accused of this crime — usually tries to keep the jury woman-free, or looks for particularly acculturated-to-rape-culture church lady (who will most likely find in his client’s favour).

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

I am fucking ecstatic that Rich is sticking around and hopefully writing EVERYTHING on Muse. This was a rough week y’all.

I, for one, welcome our new Matriarchal Overlord!

She has thus far refused to speak negatively about her ex-husband, which seems undeservingly patient of her.

There is only one person worse than Jacqueline on RHONJ, and that is Jacqueline 2: The Revenge, a/k/a Ashlee.

i clicked through to the instagram there and sort of fell down a weird white-girl-in-the-south cave of predictable posts. also a lot of big hair

Restorative and rehabilitative justice requires the capacity for forgiveness. What you’re describing is not forgiveness.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

I <3 Martin Starr with my whole heart.

pity and sympathy are not the same thing

Haverchuck FOREVER.

<3 <3 This gif and this show

Why would we need to hear from her when we have all these men around to tell people how she should/would handle sexual harassment?

I can’t tell Kathryn Hahn and Idina Menzel apart.

DID NOT READ POST. TOO OUTRAGED. THIS GUY DOES NOT HAVE THE SMOLDERING OF OSCAR ISAAC.

Mick Jagger is 73 and became a great-grandfather two years ago... What will this baby be to the great-grandchild? Great-great-uncle/aunt?