It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.

I love how this dude keeps yammering on and on about how authentic to the real fashion industry his film is, and then he sets it in Los Angeles.

twitter is giving me life with all this mess going on

Bernie....

Would that be Azalea Banks mild alter ego?

Yeah, then he should have said that instead of “20 minutes of action” which is fucking gross.

Yeah, no. I’m sorry, but I don’t and won’t accept that. When my kid slapped another child in school, I could understand that she was provoked, but I still punished her and told her I thought the school’s punishment was too lenient.

HBO’s “Silicon Valley” is one of the best documentaries they’ve done in a long time.

Her brows are *way* more filled in on the cover, plus she seems to be wearing less mascara and eyeliner than her normal look. Something about that cover shot is very Ralph Lauren circa-late 90s, amirite?

The British press complains when she doesn’t recycle her outfits often enough (spending taxpayers’ money yadda yadda).

Relevant xkcd...from 2011:

Samuel L. Jackson can relate to that story.

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

I was engaged a few months ago, now I’m ready to just tune out.

Solidarity fellow PMDDer. Some of my friends are now hitting their early 30s and going off BC because ‘hormonal birth control fucks up your sex drive/orgasms’ and I’m over here like ‘screw my sex drive, I enjoy consistent sanity thank you very much!’

nope. i feel fine. i have mirena and i got it last august. immediately my period was lighter. my last period was november. yesterday i had the tiniest bit of spotting, but wiping after peeing took care of it. i feel fantastic and i don’t have a period! no more cramps, no more period shits, no more tampons and pads and…

I didn’t want to like them but it IS fun, mindless pop music. FINE, DNCE. FINE. I’ll listen to you.

I have to admit for a second I was hoping it would be a remake of this. But I love it anyway.