I’m pretty sure that second lady is a friend of my mom’s from church!

Look, I’m trying to be happy for her but I feel like this really decreases the chances that she’ll adopt me.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN

Why do people let Jeremy Scott dress them?

This customer is the true hero we deserve. Doing what I threaten to do as I walk away unsatisfied, with my iced chai latte that’s 40% ice.

Oh those CNN salty ass tears were hilarious.

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

Some people post pictures of puppies in response to these things. I think I’m going to go with Obama with kids. Because this video makes me happy.

#notallhumans

Ugh I can’t edit for some reason, but I would like to replace that pic with this one b/c the first one doesn’t have Naomi and HOW DARE I.

She Keyser Söze’d the whole gd internet.

Rick James described that phenomenon as “bitch power”.

From cheesyblasters

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

This is tutu cute.

shoes and candy?

this is long form garbage

The woman on Rihanna’s right is her blood-of-a-virgin dispenser. She’s actually 16.

I am essentially the lady on the right side of that picture. I know I cannot pull off that lipstick and I’m dying inside. I feel thrilled and am in despair.