Always bring three more pairs of underwear than you think you’ll need. (Thanks, Mom!)

A few months in a Zimbabwean jail could only do this guy some good. I think it’s pretty obvious that he didn’t want any lion, he wanted this lion. (Why go to this park in particular? Why take those kinds of risks if you’re not after Cecil himself?) He is the worst kind of Entitled White Male Asshole. The kind who…

On the the red carpet for her new film Kahlil Gibran’s The Prophet.

Mark Palmer-Edgecumbe, a former diversity chief at Google

Sure, it hurts a little every time I look at Jesse Williams and those emerald eyes shoot piercing lazes of hotness right through my heart. But, it’s OK. I’ll live.

I’m only seeing this movie if it’s written by Rebecca Martinson. #cuntpunt4evr

Why? Being a good producer means having the ability to come up with new ideas and find the best people to execute them.

Deal. Baking’s my strong suit and I’m super into savory pastry these days; all I see are individual potpies/en croute.

HOLY CRAP. You did indeed show incredible restraint by not disemboweling him. Creuset-icide should be an actual felony.

Same. I’ll rock-paper-scissors you for them! My mind is reeling with possibility right now.

My personal favorite is a late entry from earlier today: Manhattan Bridge Cat. Talk about a fearless feline!

Last week I officially passed the “one year left” mark on my wedding planning calendar.

I’ve lived here for 10 years and I’m just now learning because this is the first time I’ve had an employer who pays for taxis (but only when I leave after 10 pm, which is way, way too often).

the workforce is 70% male, and only employs 49 black people out 2,910 US employees.

People cheat for all kinds of reasons; it’s still a shitty thing to do. If you haven’t agreed to be non-monogamous, and see someone else, you’re betraying your partner. If you want to be with another person, that’s fine — but you should have the guts to say so. Six months in to our relationship my SO had the balls to…

“I pronounced her dead. I did see a mark somewhere around the neck,” Karisch said. “I think I saw a plastic bag hanging from something.”

Sounds like the article was about a conspiracy which nearly reached the president

This is why we started with a cat.

When I was a kid we’d take trips to NYC periodically, and for a few years my parents were successful in conning us into believing that FAO Schwartz was a toy museum (other classic parent lies: Quiche is “dinner pie,” and the more baths you take the closer you get to becoming a mermaid). Most everything else we did on…