Again unclear on why any of this precludes a person from being sexually assaulted.

"wrongful birth and breach of warranty, citing the emotional and economic losses she has suffered."

WOW. I can only hope that this tweet will contribute to making it RAIN for the woman who sued them. People is pretty much a zombie shell of a publication anyway, maybe this will finally be the headshot that puts it (and us) out of misery.

This track is great and features an adorable child. Win all around.

I'm super in to Scandal and I'm SO excited for How to Get Away... but there's on thing that's really been bugging me. Is anyone else bothered by the kinda weird uniform quality to the way characters on Scandal deliver monologues? It's something about the cadence — like they all sound like they're performing slam…

Did anyone else catch this Slate piece about a woman who escaped Quiverfull? So scary:

And something tells me these School Board members might be likely to identify as Tea Partiers. The irony is deafening.

You're right. What was I thinking! Those eyes are a national treasure. (As the only blond/blue eyed person in a family of brunettes with brown eyes, I should have seen the recessive-gene explanation as an obvious choice from the get-go.)

I miss Reno 911 so much. Wendy was great and so were Kerry Kenney, Mary Birdsong, and Niecy Nash.

Put some brown contacts on Matt Bomer and we could have triplet action!

A grand jury is not a criminal trial. Grand juries are convened to weigh whether an indictment is justified. Basically, it's used as a litmus test for the case. Both sides lay out their argument and the jury decides whether the case has merit (a prosecutor can still seek charges without an indictment but it makes…

This story is not mine, it comes courtesy of my boyfriend. He ran cross country in high school; he was at a meet and he reeeeealy had to go to the bathroom, but the race was just about to start so he decided to skip a pit stop. He was fine until about 2/3 of the way through the course when all of a sudden…

It kinda makes her look like Chrissy Hynde or Joan Jett. That's never a bad thing.

But today, she announced that she found him guilty of "culpable homicide," which means he's going to prison, maybe for a long time.

Tiny nitpick: The character in The Sound and the Fury is Benjy.

so many people have dope ass runway looks and such shit actually-buyable clothing

I see what you're saying, but I think this conversation is missing a big component of why this bill is important. It's not shifting any burdens, it's just making it more difficult for accused rapists to bring in external factors that have nothing to do with the crime itself. As we all know, rape cases often come down…

She was amazing — in her capacity for delusion and her white-knuckled grip on the alternate reality in which she seemed to live. She basically called Heather "ghetto" for daring to call Aviva out on her shit. She accused Carol of hiring a ghostwriter to deflect from the fact her own book sucked. She tried to feign…

My boyfriend's exotic Flushing accent.

HAHAHAHA. U MAD BRO?! He couldn't even handle a Maine chick. You don't survive winters and isolation by being basic. Don't hate us just because we can take care of ourselves, and most of us can actually wield and ax.