I think you made him cry.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Sending you all the hugs. My dad and step-mother were around there very recently and I had the same reaction. (They’re back in Paris now and safe.)

Goddam you guys. We had a friend over there with a bunch of her students. They were at the event, but they are okay. Scared the crap out of me while I sat and waited for a response.

you make me hungry

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Oh, oh! I got caught in a massive rainstorm waiting for the bus for my interview. Was mid-house move, so had no umbrella on my person (AND it was a sunny DC morning until the moment it wasn’t!). Myself and another bus-stop-waiter caught a cab together downtown. I was absolutely soaking, the kind of wet you get when…

I was feeling kind of weird about this job in the first place. I had had one interview that went well with the one owner and was back for a final interview with the other. He spent the whole time peeping down my top and asking me off the cuff questions about the female owner. I finally asked if they were married or…

The worst is the Courtesy Bite- when someone eats all of the ice cream, but leaves you a bite. You look in the freezer, pick up the carton...and your heart sinks when you realize that you have been left with the courtesy bite.

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

If you don’t hat your cats they WILL try to ship themselves somewhere better.

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

No, because you’re just not (I presume) a misogynist and would probably intervene whether your friends were against it or not. Peer disapproval is only important where the intervener isn’t that personally outraged by violence against women. If they know their friends are they’ll intervene despite their own…

Cash in on the deaths of family members? So, it’s cashing in if one of the deaths was to the sole owner in a household who loses years of earning potential that would go towards spouse and raising children? That person shouldn’t sue at all if they believe it is a wrongful death that someone else is responsible for.

The rhetoric that a government works for individuals is the sort of lens you need to drop if you want to understand what’s being said by people like myself who are pro-government. Which isn’t to say I love government, but am for it taking more responsibility while also being transparent.

Sort of a telling statement, that it’s “all you need to know”.

What a surprise! An idiot who doesn’t know what he’s talking about!

Ikr, wish I got in on the black swan. Instead I just gotta wait for the market to correct like everyone else D:

This is the best thing that has ever happened in the known universe, space, and time. Ever.

You are totally entitled to having your own opinion.