I've got two welders, which will be pried out of my cold dead hands. Presumably after I have inadvertently asphyxiated and electrocuted myself. And my hands might not be cold, smoldering is an option. The prying, that's compulsory. 

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

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ApathyMonger sure seems to care a lot.

Asking for advice on an auto enthusiast site with an active comment section is hardly the worst decision someone with money to blow could make.

I keep this for just such occasions.

If only Alzolay had done that with two strikes it would have been the ol’ strike-em-out-throw-it-run-em-down-tag-em-out-throw-em-out triple play.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Oh that’s easy. I’d take the Chevrolet. Because real people are amazed by them, and I’m a real person, so I’ll probably be amazed that it’ll surpass 100,000 miles.

HBCB, on a jalapeno cheddar biscuit, add bacon.

Non-Texan here (Californian, to be more exact), and I usually measure my drives in time rather than distance.  With the utter clusterfuck that is traffic in any major urban area in California, distance is irrelevant unless you’re driving in the dead of night and/or driving I5 through the Central Valley.

I hate to call someone a liar, so I’ll just say anyone claiming “their breakfast options are 100% ratshit” can’t have tried the jalapeno cheddar biscuits. They are simply fantastic.

This is why we are so worried. I could care less if they opened up in Brooklyn, just don't start slipping. The scary thing to me is private equity. Whataburger has one of the highest per store gross revenue of all the large fast food chains.  They also have more staff and higher food costs.  My worry is they are going…

Wait..what? Hot dogs and Chili burgers? Whataburger doesn’t sell any of that shit.

We have In-and-Out in Texas now, and I don’t see the fuss. How is it anything other than a so-so Five Guys with worse fries?

Same as In-N-Out as far as their burgers (all fresh ingredients, made to order). They also are 24hrs, have an all the time breakfast menu, offer cream gravy with their chicken tenders, biscuits and gravy on the breakfast menu, spicy ketchup and jalapenos, and the default beverage is Dr Pepper.

And if you don’t mind missing out on other kinds of cheese, jalapenos, grilled jalapenos, and bacon on your burger.

Shiner Bock is a fine beer. And the Spoetzl Brewery puts out many beers I truly enjoy. I believe we are at an impasse, sir.

I suppose if you like bible verses in your face and tissue paper in lieu of fries.