I’m gonna miss that fucking place. I still have my commemorative cup from Opening Day, 1994, back when my hands were so small it was hard to hold with just one.

The State of Texas has no problem with this either.

“Au revoir, assholes” is my new office sign off.

Aw shit you beat me to it. Song and everything.

This is great timing! A man just crashed his bicycle into a planter on the front porch of my office (not in the right of way) and tried to force his way into the building screaming “it hit my knee! You need to get rid of it! It hit my knee!”

I figure that, if local, it’s enough of a NP to go look at for a PPI...

Hell fucking yeah I’ve called the cops to report dangerous drivers.

... Masked Horse said in response to someone’s comment on a claim whose author provided no evidence at all.

“Every single one of these is wrong.”

It’d cost more than $100 to undo the wheels and vinyl, and then you’re in the red.

It looks like a Hulked-out 2009 Mini Clubman..

Land Rover will offer four “accessory packs” for the Defender called Adventure, Explorer, Country and Urban.

Screeching tires on pavement foley was a weird choice for a J-turn on dirt.

I’d still take Sean Payton over Jason Garrett. Sigh.

Hey man, it’s the algorithm’s world. I just live in it.

What if A.J. Soprano had power to all fields?

I’m just going to let the algorithm do the heavy lifting and answer for me:

...[D]elicious, refreshing Bai SuperTea, the only bottled tea so crammed full of superfruit antioxidants you’ll shit out literally all your toxins within minutes of your first chug.