“It is a blunt, blunt tool, and it does not function.”

America will not become a Socialist country.

Socialism is the path to totalitarianism. It always has been and always will be and can not be anything other. Big S socialist beliefs must be crammed down on a majority at the expense of a minority and that takes force.

The over. I don’t care where it’s set. I’ve got the over.

I missed you.

It was in the late afternoon so all the best stuff had sold out :P

Based on your handle, the car.

If you’re paying full price at a brewery in this town you must not be friendly enough.

Haha. A buddy and I were bar hopping on our bikes and two dudes walked out into the street in front of me to slow me down and another guy came up from my side and tried to throw what looked like a broom handle into my front spokes.

Anyone in Austin want to help rebuild some Range Rover brakes between now and 2/23? I’d love to bring the fleet.

Hell yeah. More people should do this. I even tracked down the stickers for the back plates for mine. (Picked the month of manufacture for both.)

You say “East Side” like you might not be risking an ass-kicking over on that side of I-35.

There you go blowing up my Violet Crown spot. (Also, LOL $5 LONESTARS)

Buy ‘em straight from the brewery.

Just go straight to the brewery for cheap suds.

I bet Mavs fans are all like “We are the sleepers here! Who can best a package of Dennis Smith Jr., Harrison Barnes, and DeAndre Jordan? No one, that’s who.”

SO EASY!!!

It is odd that Hi Sign made this considering their location, which cannot be reached by scooter. (Mostly I’m just surprised one of the half-dozen breweries squarely in the Scooter Zone didn’t do this first.)

Yes, but they’ll also be attacked by birds.