Did you have pizza there?

I’m shocked he didn’t refer to them by their misogynist-preferred name, “brother blogs.”

Is it weird to be a fan of a grocery store? Because I’m a huge fan of HEB.

At first I assumed that was the case, but then I realized they both look super far forward. My guess is that the back seats are meant to look more spacious.

Are the front seats all the way forward in the interior photos? I feel my patellae being jammed through my femurs just looking at those shots.

The sharp, angular language translates obscenely well to an SUV/CUV platform. I think that deep down, our automotive lizard brains are innately programmed to think “sports car : sleek :: SUV : angular” (regardless of whether this really counts as an SUV).

Oh 10-year-old me was so annoyed when this came out right after I’d saved up and bought NFS II SE (from a long-since defunct retailer).

Knowing what we know now, that whole sequence should really have been set in Dubai.

I’m sad that this wasn’t around for product placement during the run of Liam Neeson’s trilogy of kidnapping films.

I was thinking about putting a 130 up but I like the 2-door look. That’s actually my primary gripe with the new Jeep.

Looking back at old SI covers is an underrated pastime.

Sorry, friend.

I’m so utterly disinclined to engage, but you got me. Markelle Fultz??

I imagine a lot of exchanges with him, if allowed to reach their natural conclusions, would just end with something like these:

If you can count brisket or queso, my two car garage is READY.

I don’t know how well it works in practice not having driven one myself (do I accidentally press all the buttons when my hand drops to the center console?), but I do really like the aesthetic of keeping the dash clean and transforming the transmission tunnel into The Button Zone.

Aw yeah. Those bad boys had vinyl everything.