I cut the roof off my 1:18 scale F50 model as a kid so it would match my poster. Out-of-scale paperclip roll hoops completed the look.

I bailed before I even saw it get crushed. Left after the walkthrough.

The 993 cabriolet (which this douche completely ignored in favor of an SLK for crying out loud) and the E39 M5 broke my heart.

You can do an RX7 bootleg big brake swap, but these things have plenty of stopping power for the little M20 if the factory setup is kept in good order.

I think part of the fog light switch issue might be the lack of fog lights. Hit me up if you want a set! I think I have a complete pair around somewhere.

We had tickets to a Rangers game when I was a kid. It was hot out (Texas summer) and as a family we decided, “hey let’s just go tomorrow. The game starts an hour later so it’ll be a little cooler.”

I would be A-OK if all my cars were that blue.

If I told you that there once existed a man who had himself sealed inside a car for over a year while trying to drive to all 48 contiguous states, and then, after not quite managing that, decided to try to collect pajama bottoms from every U.S. governor, you’d very justifiably think I was some loon making things up.

Thanks for inspiring me to play a five minute round of “what about the E__? Oh right.”

It doesn’t even have to be particularly rare. Just anything that ticks the boxes for “old” and “with plastic” will make life a little bit miserable.

You can’t say the F word here. Please edit your comment and apologize.

You’d have to bore it and stroke it, at which point it’s more expensive than a swap. I think you’d also quickly run up against the upper limit of what that 885 head can do.

If I didn’t have a very self-important year-of-manufacture plate aesthetic going, I’d be tempted...

Are you in a 7-character state?

M20B25 stroker is pretty cheap.

I’ve been telling my dad this for months as I’ve tried to get him into one.

Here’s how I feel.

I know! I want MORE.

More on this next please.

Can’t believe this is a sentence now, but also apparently “never kombucha-squirted in.”