I’m going to suggest a top fuel dragster towing an Airstream full of nitromethane... Alternatively I’m going to suggest a V6 Camry.

Thank you.

Just jumped into Altered Carbon this week. So far, the thing that makes me insane about it is Kristin’s stupid phone/tablet/whatever. There’s seemingly boundless, highly-developed AI everywhere, but her phone responds like 2012 Siri.

I tried that, but one of the rear wheels started shimmying when I went over one particular spot.

My girlfriend likes a foot massage to relax. I’ve been building hand strength for 7 months in preparation to give my car a tire rub to get it comfortable before a wash.

The Advance Auto Parts online order system. “Orders ready in only 30 minutes!”

Unfortunately I can’t find name changes in Arkansas’s public records database. We won’t know until he dies.

Nope that’s why I picked Ram.

It’s only the second-coolest if there’s a baby Citroen Cactus Ferguson we don’t know about.

Still about 4 years older than I’d have guessed!

This dude made it to 29 before ending up on the front page of Jalopnik? I’m going to have to take the over in the “Ram 3500 Laramie Longhorn Davis” pool.

+1 salt lick

Easy to pass judgement when your horse is so high that you don’t have to worry about it getting punched.

Good gravy.

Hard to go wrong either way. I’d say just get the best example of whichever one you can find that fits your budget. I love my E30 but I always smile when I see a 900.

Man, I wish I had a good nationwide rec for you. Everything coming to mind has limited distribution in Texas and the southwest. Hopefully you end up with something good! (Also, sweet wagon!)

You might enjoy this: http://www.neonsigns.hk/?lang=en

This is good and I’ve really been enjoying it. A couple friends and I do a similar thing around Austin.

Whereabouts are you located? I can’t shut up about Ben Milam whiskey lately but it’s only available in Central Texas. If you ever see it on a shelf where you are, go for it!