I mean, that’s a great example of why nobody should be clamoring to save this show: over the years they have gone out of their way to completely change characters in order to shoehorn crappy plot points in. Becky was a straight A student who wanted to become a doctor even after she married Mark, to make her an idiot…

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I’m an active duty Soldier (so people can feel free not to @ me). I say eliminate the damn thing. It doesn’t make any sense to play it anyway, and it always just makes me wonder if the Packers and Steelers forget what country they are in and have to be reminded at the start of every game.

They’re all stupid suggestions. The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem.

I dunno, I’m more concerned about the nut job filming people in the bathroom.

When I used to go to concerts a lot, you’d always seen a half dozen or more girls in the men’s bathroom because the lines were shorter. If nobody got their panties in a twist over that, then I think the line is “they’re not forcing you to look at their gentiles nor are they trying to look at yours”.

She’s a man because a random internet commenter and a deranged congressional candidate say she looks like one? Ok.....

Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

“Hello, yes, I just witness a lovely couple being stoller-jacked by a grown black man in diapers and a bib. They were pushing him down the sidewalk. He was babbling, drooling and yelling like he was on drugs. The couple were obviously trying to keep their composure as they were smiling and talking to him cheerfully. I…

Don’t get me started on my sister, mainly because anything I’d say would somehow get back to her. She is the devil Thoughts & Prayers

True story:

Sure wish they were this observant (re: suspicious) when deciding to vote for Trump. “Hello, I’d like to report a dainty-handed lech in the park attempting to grab random women’s pussies. Yes; he’s wearing some sort of cotton candy hat.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

The morning after pill cannot cause an abortion.

Hm. I don’t know. This dress kind of reminds me of a tampon.

The original, British, She Devil was much, much better. Do yourself a favor and look it up. You’ll forget all about Roseanne’s version. Julie Wallace was amazing.

The replies to Roseanne are amazing. She isn’t built for the social media game. She should stick to threatening and bullying people in person.

Griffin punched a 22-year-old day care worker she believed was responsible

As funny as it is to think about, most conservatives are infinitely more concerned about labels than other demographics in my experience. Almost the entirety of what i would consider to be “toxic conservatives” adhere very strictly and proudly to stereotypes. They work very hard to fit into the mainstream ideal of men…