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Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

“Prison would not do this kid any good.” Holy shit.

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

“Well, we drink Bacardi, so, presumably, yes.”

Why, you ask, would I seek to spoil an experience brining so much joy to millions?

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a

In Russia, Pokemon Go catch's you.

I went out l0oking for Dittos a while ago. I looked everywhere. I poked and prodded every menu in the app. I caught every Pokemon. I travelled the entire world, to no avail.

Being a smart ass? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

new life goals:

I do a lot of graphic design work and I’ll admit that when I find stuff that I like, I’ll do my own riff on the concept or technique. (e.g.I like a color combination so I’ll apply it to one of my original designs. Or I see someone a quote laid out in an interesting way, I might use a similar layout with different

Reason #999 NOT to shop at Zara.

Khloe is the biggest asshole of that entire family. She is always desperate for attention, trying to act like she’s hard, and this is like the 5th time she has slut shamed someone while trying to “defend” her family. What’s worse is that she didn’t take the image down after Chloe shut her big dumb ass down with proof

She's like that fucked up playboy loser, that posted that innocent woman's photo in the locker room.