Does the jail know you have a contraband phone? Other than “kill yourself” do you have any command of the English language? Obviously this is your way to entertain yourself since you’ve repeated the same line on other articles over the past few weeks.

Or do you project much and are considering suicide? Here’s the…

Nars Orgasm blush is a great color for everyone.  My skin tone is fair w/ some yellow undertones - definitely not that honey color of Meghan’s - and it looks beautiful on. 

Does your mom know you’re skipping school?

You first!

She probably has with the most expensive and high-powered, everlasting battery-life, on-repeat orgasm inducing vibrator!! Which is still better than your penis!

That’s a very elitist stance, bro.

Plus, since you can’t spell “TATTOO” in your handle, I’m going to assume you aren’t very bright therefore, DISMISSED!

The pregnant FGL wife looks so pretty and fresh-faced. Totally glow-y.

Yes - I don’t know if Jason Isbell and Sturgill Simpson fit the bill (I don’t follow country/singer-songwriters much but I try to keep adrift) - but at least the comparisons would have been closer.

What confounds me is that what audience is Billboard catering to? Most of the guys I know who do like bro-country (hey -…

Amen! In 2008, I visited this area in question where the boy was found, and my takeaway is Newport, KY/Cincinnati is “neck tattoos and meth.”

I know what you mean about feeling conflicted to patronize Walmart.  I gave up on hating them a few years ago when I realized Target is pretty much the same but with better buyers. They all buy low-cost overseas goods and most likely contribute to causes that go against our personal beliefs.  I just try to limit my…

LOL. Curses! You made me Google a Kardashian! Her necklace says “True” - and I went to confirm, that it’s her daughter’s name.

Years ago I befriended a coworker and would sometimes give him rides home. This guy was 20-25 years older than I was at the time.  Late one night, I get a distressed call from him, crying and drunk - he had fallen off the wagon and drank a bunch of whiskey and had tried to hang himself (thankfully the support broke) -…

From a gal who could never find personalized items when I was a kid because of my unique name - which was traditionally a man’s name - I am delighted that my name has been popularized in the past 5 years.  Too bad I no longer have a need for a personalized bicycle license plate. 

I think it was the beginning of their spring break(?)

I see Michael Cera in the Kushner role- he’s got the right voice for Jared.

Haha, this sounds like a plot for a new “Legally Blonde” movie installment or reboot.

Megyn Kelly, is that you?

Me and my bridesmaids are having a bedazzle-your-own assless, crotchless flares and then going to a BDSM tea room for my bachelorette party.

A story of unfortunate names - friends with the last name Boyle named their child, Lance. :\

Yes! I saw an ad for Tommy Adaptive in my FB newsfeed and was very impressed with the considerations put into the designs.  I am an able-bodied person and I have never been a fan of TH clothing, but this ad campaign definitely gave me a reason to reconsider buying from this company.