Yeah, I’m not going to feel bad if Trump gets cancer. Not even for his family, they are as rotten to the core is he is.

I somehow doubt the tiger sharks would kill them with alcohol and leave them floating in the water, but maybe they’ve adapted their hunting methods for the 21st century.

This is the phone to get when you make trips internationally. When the boys at the border ask you to hand over your phone and PIN code, that’s the moment you pull the 3310 out of your pocket, and pass it over with a smile.

It’s OK, you’re getting Scalebo... never mind.

Fingers crossed that Clarke is Chewie’s love interest.

This makes me really sad. Seeing this gundam and going to the gundam museum was one of the best days of my life. I’m lucky my girlfriend was so patient with me because I spent an absurd amount of time standing in front of this thing making laser noises.

Don’t take my Gundam away!

I know it was probably a typo, but now I cannot yet the hilarious mental image of middle aged men going to war via golf. Like paintball, but with golf.

Yet, literacy rates improved from 40% to 99%, and Cuba’s healthcare system became the greatest in Latin America. Fidel was flawed, but a perfect revolution was not possible with a imperialistic superpower living 90 miles away, trying to undermine their efforts at every turn.